In case you blog readers were wondering, the reason that I call this blog "King James" is because I really am a king. I'm king of Jamesland, a fictional country where root beer is the only soft drink available, and there is at least one periodic table in every household. Also, there are no cars, only bicycles. And the crossword puzzles are all about chemistry; biology; physics; and human anatomy and physiology. And besides the Toure de France, there is also a Toure de America, a Toure de Britain, and a Toure de Pretty Much Any Country You Can Think Of. Fencing is an extremely popular sport, and is considered the only way to compete for a woman's honor. There are plenty of sugary desert foods, but NO food is processed in a factory. And cutting down trees is illegal.
What a wonderful world.
Imagine the differences we would see if everyone on Earth imagined their perfect country. Maybe we would gain some impeccable insight into human relations if we listened to enough different descriptions. Probably not.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
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How about you stop talking about it, and start doing it. This is the difference between great people and insignificant people. You obviously have a green world in mind. How about you stop babbling and take action. Contribute
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